Deep in the Beef

Cokerdeepball

September 28, 2015

Twitter, America

The whole point of this websight was to teach you the ways of understanding the deep ball, but today I think it’s important to understand the way the liberal media works in its quest to convince you that slants and fades and screen passes are anything more than Satan himself trying to hand your testicles to the Patriots ball-men.

First we start with a little piece of history, in 2008 Julio Jones decided that he would attend the university of Alabama….a highly touted recruit at the time who had the ability to catch lots of deep balls…Although John Parker Wilson and Greg McElroy were the only options…So, he was forced to ignore his true ability.

Jacob Coker was only 15 at the time, his arm was ready though.

Anyway Luginbill said of the decision that Jones had “Made his bed, and now he would have to lay in it”

FAST FORWARD TO YESTERDAY AND A TWITTER EXCHANGE MORE PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE THAN LANE KIFFINS PLAYCALLING

Not sure what happened here..or if Loogs tried to be civil in DM but Cecil Hurt comes with THE FIRE AND INTENSITY OF JACOB COKER STANDING IN THE POCKET ON JUPITER AND NEEDING TO CUT ONE LOOSE TO ALPHA CENTAURI 

That’s what we call putting some shit on front street ladies and gentlemans. Cecil Hurt doesn’t just want to win a twitter exchange. He wants to see your flayed corpse being dismembered and eaten whilst your ancestors watch on from the Elysian fields.

So where do we go from there?

Tom decides to play this one straight…He’s obviously on his heels here and facing pressure in the pocket.  Were he in possession of ARM TALENT he would sling some heat. Instead Cecil returns with another blow.

HOLY SHIT WE HAD THE SETUP AND THEN THERE’S THIS CONCLUSION TO THE RIGHT-LEFT COMBONATION

That should be it but then there’s some more passive-aggressive barbs before this fizzles down into nothingness.

BUT WAIT WE’RE NOT DONE HERE

This concludes today’s session in Media Beef.  Stay tuned for the Georgia preview set to come friday.

-CDB

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