The book man excuses himself to take a look outside, he knows that Tennessee Quarterback Joshua Dobbs is waiting in the next room, he is careful and calculating.
He has to be, because Dobbs is too.
He slides yet another book, full of formulas and figures, through the secret book slot installed in the John C. Hodges Library. The book man understands that the knowledge on the pages is dangerous, but he’s committed to the cause. Every chart and figure locked in the books pages will inch the Tennessee QB closer to his ultimate goal. The Book man tells me that Josh Dobbs is majoring in “Aerospace Engineering” (He really used air quotes).
Here’s the truth, Joshua Dobbs has been studying the physics, radiation, and societal implications surrounding the Coker Deep Ball.
Technically, this conversation never happened because I won’t reveal this book man’s name. Accordingly, all the other conversations I had with different book men representing different SEC programs over a two-month span never happened.
I’ve been studying the Coker Deep ball for only a year…but through sources that I independently verified and book exchanges that i’ve personally witnessed. I can say beyond a shadow of a doubt Alabama’s opponents have been engaged in a multi-year mission to understand and evaluate exactly how far Jake can sling it.
That is respected Gus Malzahn expert Bob Holt who doesn’t mince words often. He is a seeker of the truth and if Bob Holt says that Arkansas has a quarterback that can throw the deep ball then it’s true.
“CDB…If they have a QB that can throw the deep ball they might be able to beat us?” Quit crying like a liberal crybabbie and listen to me. There is no one on planet earth that can throw the deep ball like Jacob Coker. God didn’t make any aliens in the garden of eatin so it’s pretty safe to say no one in the universe can throw the deep ball like Jacob Coker.
People spent a lot of time this week discussing a Tropical Storm Hurricane approaching the quaint little town of ass-ends Jawja. This swirling weapon of destruction packed an ocean of energy into one powerful instrument of death set to reign terror on the antebellum south unseen since Paula Deen was victimized by the liberal media despite having at least 3 black friends. Forecasters say the storm won’t make landfall on the east coast.
Their right, Jacob Coker’s arm will stop in Athens.
Realize if you will all storm concerns shared this week were actually University of Georgia bulldigs fans concerned about the unreal power and destruction that the deep ball brings to America and College football. 3-time Anniston Star reporter of the week Joe Medley said it best in his historical, trend-setting column from 2014.
But there will come that game or two where Alabama needs the long-ball threat to scare a defense.
Think they’d have been there waiting for a weak Sims Deep ball? Nope. because they didn’t FEAR it.
You don’t win games by people not FEARING you. That’s the only way to really win in life.
That’s how you win games folks, not by scoring points or getting “receptions” you’ve got to have it embedded deep in your oppponents mind that you’re going to unsheathe your qb’s massive arm and let him guide his balls as far and as hard as possible into the grass field.
Georgia has the fear of the deep ball, and they should be afraid.